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Prompt: OK so Loki has a wife but no one knows that. So she comes down to Midgard and the avengers are like “Oh no! Possible threat!” And Loki(With accomplice Thor) is just winding them up like “oh yes she is the most dangerous warrior Asgard has ever known, she eats innocent souls for breakfast” then they get there and he’s all casual “hey babe how was the trip”–ccghastly
Pairing: Loki x Reader
Note: Just fluffy hilarious moments
Requested by: @ccghastly
“It seems there was a ship that landed not far from Time Square. I don’t know what the Alien wants, but I want you all to go and investigate it.” Nick said over the comm as everyone boarded onto the Quinjet.
“Do we have a physical description?” Black Widow asked, glancing to the screen as Nick nods his head.
“Here this is what she looks like.” He said when Loki perked up and glanced to see a picture of his wife standing there.
He nudged Thor who looked as he smiles when Loki immediately placed his index finger over his lips to quiet Thor.
“She looks like she’s ready to fight with all those weapons.” Sam comments as Loki’s smile turns into a smirk.
“Oh yes, I know her. She’s by far the worst person you’ll ever meet.” He said as Thor looked confused for a moment before he suddenly smirked.
“Yes, she’s known across the nine realms for eating the hearts of her victims.” Thor spoke in a grim tone as they all glanced to the duo in shock.
“What?” Tony let out an undignified squeak as he almost fell from the copilot chair.
“Why does she eat hearts?” Steve looked almost sick at the thought.
“She believes that it makes her gain powers. And… surprisingly it does. She’s almost killed us before. She may look innocent, but that’s all a facade.” Loki pipes up as the others started to get gear together.
“She’s the reason Odin only has one eye.” Thor answers as they looked to him in shocked silence when he nods. “She’s a formidable foe. I don’t know if we can truly stop her.” He said, frowning.
“Maybe with our combined strength we might stand a chance, but it’s very slim. We only escaped due to my trickster ways.” Loki said before pulling out his dagger as he looks to them.
They looked ready to take on their new ‘threat’ and Loki had to force down the bubble of laughter that threatened to break free.
“We have to surround her and make sure she doesn’t touch anyone.” Steve said in his Captain’s voice when the two brothers glanced to each other and shared a grin.
“Let Loki and I go first. We’ll distract her while you get ready to attack.” Thor said with a firm nod.
“What if she comes after you?” Sam asked when Loki shrugs.
“It’s the risk we have to take.” He said when the Quinjet landed not far from the ship where (Y/N) was waiting for Loki.
“Be careful.” Steve said as Thor and Loki nods.
“She’s dangerous, maybe we should go together.” Tony frowns.
“No, We’re gods. We have a better chance if we go first.” Thor answered as back of the Quinjet opened when they both walked out to meet (Y/N).
(Y/N) glanced up to see Loki and Thor when a warm smile spread across her face.
“Loki!” She exclaims, running towards him as the Avengers got into a fighting stance when Loki opened his arms.
“Hello my lovely Flower, how was the trip to Midgard?” He asked, wrapping his arms around her as she giggles happily.
“It was quite interesting!” She smiles before looking to the others, mirroring their confused faces. “Who are they?” She questioned.
Loki and Thor started to laugh as the Avengers looked to the duo.
“I thought you said she was a threat?” Steve demanded.
“Oh, did I? Well I am the God of lies..” Loki shrugs nonchalantly.
“What did you say about me you little shit?” (Y/N) demands, hitting his shoulder.
“Just that you eat the hearts of your victims to gain their powers.” Loki answers as she looks to him like he had grown two heads.
“Hearts? That’s disgusting! Obviously the brain would hold the most vital information that I would gain.” She harks as Thor bellows in laughter at her answer.
“Who is she?” Tony asked after shaking his head and lifting the face plate to his armor.
“This is (Y/N), my wife.” Loki grins as everyone had the nerve to looked shocked.
“Someone married you?” Sam asked as Loki glared to him.
“A mistake really.” (Y/N) comments as Loki pouts looking to her.
“Rude.” He mumbles.
“You tell people I eat hearts.” She counters with a smirk as he shrugs.
“Words really.” He said as she laughs and nudges his stomach.
“I’m (Y/N) Odin, The Goddess of nature. I would never hurt a thing. Let alone eat someone’s heart.” She giggles.
“Wow… You riled us up for nothing.” Steve comments with a sharp glare to the two Gods who shrug.
“All in good fun. She can be quite scary though.” Thor answers when (Y/N) smiles innocently.
“That is the facade.” Loki pokes her cheek as she bites his finger. “Ah! See! Starting on fingers next thing you know… Hearts!” He said and held his finger as the others started to laugh.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen Loki act this… playful.” Natasha comments when she held a smile of her own.
“Well come on, your ship can be taken to the Tower.” Tony said. “Loki, Thor? You wanna drive it?” He asked.
“I’ll ride with her so I can show her where to go.” Loki answers when Thor stepped beside them.
“As will I! I haven’t seen my dear Sister-in-law in a while!” Thor said with a grin of delight.
“Frickin’ Gods.” Tony comments as the others climbed back onto the ship.
“At least Fury doesn’t have to worry about any damage.” Sam comments as the others nod.
“Still.” Steve mumbles as the Quinjet took off, leaving the trio alone when (Y/N) glances to the two brothers for a moment.
“Thanks for making me sound like a threat.” She huffs playfully as they both held matching grins. “Losers.” She comments walking towards her ship.
“Dearest (Y/N), it was all in good nature!” Thor and Loki both laughed as they followed her back when she laughed softly unable to help herself.
“Now, tell us about your trip from Asgard to Midgard.” Loki said when the doors shut as she started off towards the Tower.
“Well…” She trailed off with a soft smile.
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