freudensteins-monster:

gallusrostromegalus:

evermore-fashion:

Lazaro Spring 2019 Bridal Collection

This dress has everything:

-cool witch feather trim for a “I’m totally prepared to curse your family for seven generations over minor slights” aesthetic.

– shimmering effects reminiscent of the cold and uncaring stars that won’t help that asshole now.

-corseted middle for my back pain, voluminous skirt because knowing if I actually have legs is a privilege

-FUCKING POCKETS HOLY SHIT, for carrying knives and small animal bones.

All it needs now is a matching hat.

ooOOooOOoooOoo…

Wait. “Bridal Collection”? … *mind wanders*