brightstarmara

stele3:

languageoclock:

argumate:

vintar:

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

oops

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

ryanpernofski:

this is what it looks like underneath a wave (song by @mrbrunomajor)

dankmemeuniversity:

unexplained-events:

Scariest Urban Legends In Each State

HERE is the link for those of you who want to read a text version of the list.

thegestianpoet:

ofswordsandpens:

merianymerosmartell:

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

^omg

defilerwyrm:

what i expected out of The Punisher: generic, stereotypical hypermasculine white male revenge fantasy

what Netflix gave me: an incredibly sad and highly nuanced story about PTSD, loss, grief, family—blood and found, conspiracy, and the ways the government fails & betrays our servicemembers & veterans (with a heaping side of bloody violence)