have you ever seen the little leaf sheep nudibranch?,, it literally looks like an artichoke with a marshmallow in the front

agent404-storm:

iguanamouth:

OHHH NO, OHHHHOHOH NO i cant BELIEVE this is a real animal and not a cartoon character from some pixar short

its real name is the costasiella kuroshimae, and theyre actually not nudibranches, but closely related sacoglossan sea slugs that feed on algea  .… .. .. .   . like … .. sheep

they were discovered off the coast of the yaeyama islands in japan, and theres not actually a lot known about em – a few members of the sacoglossa branch have the ability to steal chloroplasts from algea the eat and add it to their own bodies in a Really Unusual process called kleptoplasty, which might account for their vivid green color ?

either way theyre only 4.5 mm long and all they want to do is move super slowly and eat. a true hero among us

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thegarnet:

thegarnet:

remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood

god i AM josh.

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

hakimo2015:

maeve-curry-writes:

evieplease:

geminiloveca:

unicorns-and-fairy-dust:

geneva-pnw:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

I’m lucky if I remember to shave my legs once a week.

Ha ha. Yeah….. Shaving is kind of an as needed thing. Why do you think I’m so disappointed when a date gets canceled. I shaved for NOTHING!

I shaved this year! I had a wedding to go to and wore a dress. Otherwise, fuckit.

Once a week, sometimes longer. Who has time for that shit?

In the summer: 1-2 times a week.

In the winter: Very seldom. I need the extra layer of insulation!