All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes
Now put your shield up!
Up in New York Just thawed out Doin’ an Avengers thing
They talked me up Loki sucks And Coulson is obsessed with me
He up on me, he up on me Don’t pay him any attention I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk Out doing this avenging biz
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I got Barton in the sky Romanov the spy And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air
Stark flies by I’m on stand by Thor brings the lightning and the thunder
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
We won’t treat him to the things of this world Justice has been served Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve
Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond Oh, Laufeyson
Now you’re really done In the void, you’ll be alone And like a ghost, you’ll be gone
All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes, all the single heroes All the single heroes
Now put your shield up!
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.
Marry me.
What do I have to do to get someone to record this?
I love how MARVEL keeps presenting us with these dashing and powerful superheroes, but we go looking the other way for the lost souls, who are supposed to be the bad guys.
THOR
Marvel: Here is your beautiful, long blonde haired God of Thunder, the title character, who is the rightful ruler of Asgard.
Us: But. . But. . Let’s talk about how Loki must be dying on the inside. .
AVENGERS
Marvel: No, you don’t understand. Loki is EVIL.
Us: No, he is just misunderstood.
THOR: THE DARK WORLD
Marvel: Did you see how he killed those innocent people on earth and tried to make everyone kneel before him? He is evil and needs to be put in prison.
Us: What he REALLY needs is a bit of love. Can’t you see it in his eyes???
He is dying on the inside. LOOK AT HIM!!!
THOR: RAGNAROK
Marvel: ALRIGHT! Stop complaining. Here you go.
Us: You guys have broken him so much that he can’t comprehend the love any more.
And that dumbass brother can’t even see how much pain he really is in.
Marvel: Alright, forget THOR. Let’s talk about CAPTAIN AMERICA, a very honest soldier. .
Us:
Marvel: No. EVIL. BAD GUY. Didn’t you see how he tried to attack Cap. .
Us: THAT WASN’T HIS FAULT! He wasn’t in control of his own mind. Bucky always stood by Steve in his right mind.
Marvel: Fine, we accept. Loki and Bucky are just misunderstood and deserved more. Satisfied?
FIRST LOOK AT CAPTAIN AMERICA’S NEW SUIT IN AVENGERS 4!
After a much-needed shave, Cap has returned from his emo phase, sporting a fresh new suit that blends the best parts of all of his uniforms thus far, whilst finally including the scales like in the comics! Just one thing left to see… “Get this man a shield!”
What do you guys think? Note: I’m aware there’s a few more pieces of leaked art out and about, but the quality of them is dire, so I’m gonna hang fire and wait for better versions of them to post.
Create a mess 