To those fanfic writers that are not english native speakers: sometimes, when I read your work, I notice that english isn’t your first language, because there are strange phrases. I know immediately that to you, they are perfectly normal, since it’s the way your language describes things. And I love that, because here you go, creating your art, in a language you spent so much time learning, just so that other people can enjoy your stories! It is so amazing and I will never criticise you for that, but instead I will be thankful that you put in all the effort.
I love you all, you are amazing. Keep creating, please!
Writing is hard. Writing in a language that is not your native tongue is even harder. I love and respect the hell out of you all!
There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.
How fast and how hard can I punch this reblog button?
I don’t even like reading fanfics that have sex in them, so please continue to write fics that don’t and I’ll keep reading ‘em.
@everyone who reads a multichapter fic and comments on each individual chapter (rather than commenting just once at the end) so the author can see you read through to individual events with changing thoughts and reactions: i would kill a man for you.
One of my favorite thing about fandom is the fan fiction rabbit hole I always fall in. Like at first, upon finishing the canon material, I’m all “ok I want cannon verse fic, tell me what happens after the story, or before, but I’m super critical of characterization and relation to canon events” and now, my ass out here like “Alright how about a *spins wheel* Victorian Era *spin* bakery AU with *throws dart* a slow burn love triangle”
Title: Return to Crimson Author:@wickednerdery Fandom:Crimson Peak Pairing/character: I’m not saying 😉 Rating: FRM Summary: “They say the past is never dead. It’s not even past. Do you think that’s true?” Notes: This picks up shortly after the last piece. (Here’s the masterlist.) Given this is based on Crimson Peak there will be spoilers. It will
also be a Gothic romance/horror so have more than its fair share violence,
sex, and scary bits without shying from the darker aspects of such
things. For this it’s auto-rated FRM, regardless of the chapter, and gets a “Read More”.
Prompt: OK so Loki has a wife but no one knows that. So she comes down to Midgard and the avengers are like “Oh no! Possible threat!” And Loki(With accomplice Thor) is just winding them up like “oh yes she is the most dangerous warrior Asgard has ever known, she eats innocent souls for breakfast” then they get there and he’s all casual “hey babe how was the trip”–ccghastly
“It seems there was a ship that landed not far from Time Square. I don’t know what the Alien wants, but I want you all to go and investigate it.” Nick said over the comm as everyone boarded onto the Quinjet.
“Do we have a physical description?” Black Widow asked, glancing to the screen as Nick nods his head.
“Here this is what she looks like.” He said when Loki perked up and glanced to see a picture of his wife standing there.
He nudged Thor who looked as he smiles when Loki immediately placed his index finger over his lips to quiet Thor.
“She looks like she’s ready to fight with all those weapons.” Sam comments as Loki’s smile turns into a smirk.
“Oh yes, I know her. She’s by far the worst person you’ll ever meet.” He said as Thor looked confused for a moment before he suddenly smirked.
“Yes, she’s known across the nine realms for eating the hearts of her victims.” Thor spoke in a grim tone as they all glanced to the duo in shock.
“What?” Tony let out an undignified squeak as he almost fell from the copilot chair.
“Why does she eat hearts?” Steve looked almost sick at the thought.
“She believes that it makes her gain powers. And… surprisingly it does. She’s almost killed us before. She may look innocent, but that’s all a facade.” Loki pipes up as the others started to get gear together.
“She’s the reason Odin only has one eye.” Thor answers as they looked to him in shocked silence when he nods. “She’s a formidable foe. I don’t know if we can truly stop her.” He said, frowning.
“Maybe with our combined strength we might stand a chance, but it’s very slim. We only escaped due to my trickster ways.” Loki said before pulling out his dagger as he looks to them.
They looked ready to take on their new ‘threat’ and Loki had to force down the bubble of laughter that threatened to break free.
“We have to surround her and make sure she doesn’t touch anyone.” Steve said in his Captain’s voice when the two brothers glanced to each other and shared a grin.
“Let Loki and I go first. We’ll distract her while you get ready to attack.” Thor said with a firm nod.
“What if she comes after you?” Sam asked when Loki shrugs.
“It’s the risk we have to take.” He said when the Quinjet landed not far from the ship where (Y/N) was waiting for Loki.
“Be careful.” Steve said as Thor and Loki nods.
“She’s dangerous, maybe we should go together.” Tony frowns.
“No, We’re gods. We have a better chance if we go first.” Thor answered as back of the Quinjet opened when they both walked out to meet (Y/N).
(Y/N) glanced up to see Loki and Thor when a warm smile spread across her face.
“Loki!” She exclaims, running towards him as the Avengers got into a fighting stance when Loki opened his arms.
“Hello my lovely Flower, how was the trip to Midgard?” He asked, wrapping his arms around her as she giggles happily.
“It was quite interesting!” She smiles before looking to the others, mirroring their confused faces. “Who are they?” She questioned.
Loki and Thor started to laugh as the Avengers looked to the duo.
“I thought you said she was a threat?” Steve demanded.
“Oh, did I? Well I am the God of lies..” Loki shrugs nonchalantly.
“What did you say about me you little shit?” (Y/N) demands, hitting his shoulder.
“Just that you eat the hearts of your victims to gain their powers.” Loki answers as she looks to him like he had grown two heads.
“Hearts? That’s disgusting! Obviously the brain would hold the most vital information that I would gain.” She harks as Thor bellows in laughter at her answer.
“Who is she?” Tony asked after shaking his head and lifting the face plate to his armor.
“This is (Y/N), my wife.” Loki grins as everyone had the nerve to looked shocked.
“Someone married you?” Sam asked as Loki glared to him.
“A mistake really.” (Y/N) comments as Loki pouts looking to her.
“Rude.” He mumbles.
“You tell people I eat hearts.” She counters with a smirk as he shrugs.
“Words really.” He said as she laughs and nudges his stomach.
“I’m (Y/N) Odin, The Goddess of nature. I would never hurt a thing. Let alone eat someone’s heart.” She giggles.
“Wow… You riled us up for nothing.” Steve comments with a sharp glare to the two Gods who shrug.
“All in good fun. She can be quite scary though.” Thor answers when (Y/N) smiles innocently.
“That is the facade.” Loki pokes her cheek as she bites his finger. “Ah! See! Starting on fingers next thing you know… Hearts!” He said and held his finger as the others started to laugh.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen Loki act this… playful.” Natasha comments when she held a smile of her own.
“Well come on, your ship can be taken to the Tower.” Tony said. “Loki, Thor? You wanna drive it?” He asked.
“I’ll ride with her so I can show her where to go.” Loki answers when Thor stepped beside them.
“As will I! I haven’t seen my dear Sister-in-law in a while!” Thor said with a grin of delight.
“Frickin’ Gods.” Tony comments as the others climbed back onto the ship.
“At least Fury doesn’t have to worry about any damage.” Sam comments as the others nod.
“Still.” Steve mumbles as the Quinjet took off, leaving the trio alone when (Y/N) glances to the two brothers for a moment.
“Thanks for making me sound like a threat.” She huffs playfully as they both held matching grins. “Losers.” She comments walking towards her ship.
“Dearest (Y/N), it was all in good nature!” Thor and Loki both laughed as they followed her back when she laughed softly unable to help herself.
“Now, tell us about your trip from Asgard to Midgard.” Loki said when the doors shut as she started off towards the Tower.
Title: Panicked Author:@wickednerdery Fandom:The Night Manager Pairing/character: Jonathan Pine/Reader Rating: FRM Summary: “Take a deep breath, slowly let it out.” Notes:Because I’ve been dying to write something for him and the thought/story finally came out, lol! It’s kinda long, involves a panic attack, and then gets a bit smutty so it gets a “Read More”.
pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
Create a mess 