Loki’s naked body is hovering over yours as he is tying your wrists to the headboard with silk ribbons. Delightful shivers are prickling your skin as his soft lips starts kissing down your neck while whispering softly;
“Take a breath.”
A kiss on your neck. You shudder with anticipation as you inhale deeply.
“Close your eyes.“
A kiss between your shoulder blades. Closing your eyes, you exhale a trembling breath at the light, sensual touch of his soft lips.
“Feel my heat on your skin.”
You moan. Heat tingles and wetness pool between your legs.
Loki’s lips touches the low of your back before wandering up to your neck again. His hot breath strokes the shell of your ear as he murmurs:
Alright, rereading that sentence and I feel as if The Dick would have to be flexible as shit to make that position work and let’s face it, flexibility is not a Top Tier Dick Quality
Why can’t I just say “hump” I mean honestly, it’s a perfectly valid word.
How many different ways can I say penis without actually saying penis?
Why is breast such a weird word. Breast. Ew. Why can’t I call them tiddies? Let’s call them tiddies.
Ah good, managed to get the pants down.
Wait, did they take a shower? Brush their teeth? Clean under their fingernails? Should I mention the hygiene or is that weird?
Are they wearing socks? Should I do a moment where they stop to take off socks?
Gag Reflexes are a gross but normal thing, someone needs to gag over that schlong, right?
Is this scene too short? No one wants a minute man amiright?
Some friendly spanking? Yeah. Yeah let’s do some friendly spanking.
Ah yes, the struggle to describe an orgasm with out saying orgasm or ejaculate or bust a nut or creaming themselves.
Oh thank god I made it through the scene. Now what? Post cuddles? Awkward joking? Nah I’ll make them fall asleep really quickly because I fall asleep really quickly post sexy times so that makes it both realistic and hilarious because I’ve been pushed out of bed for it before because it’s “rude” to pass out right after. My bad.
Thank god, the chapter is over, everyone put your clothes back on and let’s get back to the plot.
Create a mess 