Alright, rereading that sentence and I feel as if The Dick would have to be flexible as shit to make that position work and let’s face it, flexibility is not a Top Tier Dick Quality
Why can’t I just say “hump” I mean honestly, it’s a perfectly valid word.
How many different ways can I say penis without actually saying penis?
Why is breast such a weird word. Breast. Ew. Why can’t I call them tiddies? Let’s call them tiddies.
Ah good, managed to get the pants down.
Wait, did they take a shower? Brush their teeth? Clean under their fingernails? Should I mention the hygiene or is that weird?
Are they wearing socks? Should I do a moment where they stop to take off socks?
Gag Reflexes are a gross but normal thing, someone needs to gag over that schlong, right?
Is this scene too short? No one wants a minute man amiright?
Some friendly spanking? Yeah. Yeah let’s do some friendly spanking.
Ah yes, the struggle to describe an orgasm with out saying orgasm or ejaculate or bust a nut or creaming themselves.
Oh thank god I made it through the scene. Now what? Post cuddles? Awkward joking? Nah I’ll make them fall asleep really quickly because I fall asleep really quickly post sexy times so that makes it both realistic and hilarious because I’ve been pushed out of bed for it before because it’s “rude” to pass out right after. My bad.
Thank god, the chapter is over, everyone put your clothes back on and let’s get back to the plot.
I know I have a Marvel Masterlist as well, but since I wrote a Thomas Sharpe x Reader fic (and Tom Hiddleston x Reader one), I decided to make a new Masterlist for Tom and the characters he played. and yes I know he played a looooooot more
Characters are people, and people are never without fault. People are problematic. People do disgusting things. Let your characters do these things, and have your narrative condemn or punish them.
I have collected links to all of Tom Hiddleston’s published written work and added them to a page on my blog. He has written a surprising number of articles that have been published online and in print. Tell me if you know of anything I’ve missed. This is the list:
This blog has almost reached 60,000 Followers, so here is a list of the 10 prompts from this blog with the most notes so far. Enjoy and thank you so much for your support!
Please don’t listen to people who tell you it’s not okay to write for yourself. If you want to write a 650 word drabble about a character going grocery shopping when you haven’t even wrote your first chapter yet, do it. I know we all read writing articles and forums and everything else because us writers have an obession with being the best we can be. But don’t let anyone tell you writing is only worthwhile when you’re making money off of it. You literally don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do. This is art. There are no rules. This goes for prose, too. If using epithets and descriptors for your dialogue tags feels right, keep at it. No matter what you do, there will be people who like it and don’t like it, but what really counts is that you still enjoy yourself. And I think with all this focus on “PUBLISH PUBLISH PUBLISH GET FEEDBACK” advice that’s out there, it’s easy to lose sight of why we started writing.
“And who is this lovely creature?” He looked to you with a devilish smirk.
“Leave her alone Loki. You’ve caused enough trouble.” Thor had Volstagg step in front of him to keep Loki from getting to you. He was the God of Mischief, there was always something to intrigue him.
You looked him dead in the eye. Clocking his enormous height. “I would advise you not to piss me off Mr. Laufeyson.”
He raised an eyebrow in amusement. “Oh? What can a small Midgardian creature like you do to a God like me?” He challenged.
Wouldn’t you like to know? Your voice echoing in his head. You showed him images of battles you’ve faced, battles in which any normal human couldn’t survive. He felt the power you had and almost looked alarmed.
Loki smirked instead, resting a hand over his heart. You bested his wit this time, but he was very determined to trick your heart and win you over.
Create a mess 